His Honour Judge ________ for some little time had a house in a Cleveland village, and whilst there did a bit of ‘hoss swapping’ with one of the farmers. Unfortunately his Honour’s horse did not turn out well. Meeting the farmer one day, he said, ‘Robert, you took me in with that horse, it has turned out very badly.’ ‘Hez ‘t noo? Whys, that’s a bad job; bud you mausn’t gan blethering aboot ‘at Ah’ve ta’en ya in, or else fau’k’ll get it i’ there heeads ‘at ya’re nobbut a vera poor judge.’

R Blakeborough


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